Hello! My name is Lupita and here's to teenage memories
the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter
its the size of your bank account that we really care about
emmybyeakitty asked: Aww ok 😔 Im selling it for $123 just FYI 😊 unless you know any one who would want to buy it?
Yeah way to out of my budget
me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)
"I don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in Hell and the absolute worst day of my life."
— Leslie Knope
"well SOME cops are good"
the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though